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Brooklyn Nets’ Mirza Teletovic Out For Season

Fan favorite Brooklyn Nets forward Mirza Teletovic experienced shortness of breath during last night’s game versus the Los Angeles Clippers. After testing at a local hospital our worst fears have been realized….no more Mirza this season.

Teletovic was diagnosed with bilateral pulmonary embolus, which means he has blood clots in his lungs. We at Brooklyn’s Finest are not doctors, but that sounds bad. Unfortunately the actual doctors agree with us, and Mirza will be treated using blood thinners, thereby ruling him out for the rest of the season.

We wish for nothing more than Mirza’s return to health and to see him come back next season firing threes with impunity.