Hey, free t-shirt!

Plenty of you might quibble with the “respecting Darren Rovell” part, but hey, free t-shirt! (This was following all those reports of the Nets being dastardly, no-good showrunners who would’ve even give their fans the shirt off their back.) Collect your “HELLO PLAYOFFS” tee at Saturday’s Game 1 against the Chicago Bulls, should you be so lucky to attend.