The Nets Games of Note in One Sentence or Less

Let’s not sugarcoat this. There’s no way you would waste the latter half of your day sitting in a cubicle reading 3,000 words on the Nets 2013-14 schedule. Or, if not in a cubicle, in the privacy of your own home. Either way, you’re just not doing it.

However, I do realize you need some type of guideline in order to get geared up and prepare for particular games. So, without further ado, the following are the must-know points of the season with little to no commentary.

Oct. 30: @ Cleveland – Opening night is only 84 days away!!

Nov. 1: vs. Miami (ESPN) – Home opener against the champs.

Dec. 5: vs. New York (TNT) – Do I really need to elaborate?

Dec. 25: vs. Chicago (ESPN) – The epic rematch we’ve all been waiting for first thing Christmas morning.

Jan. 2: @OKC (NBA TV) – Curious how the Nets matchup against the best in the West? Here’s a good place to start.

Jan. 20: @New York (ESPN) – We might need to check on the maximum capacity of MSG.

Jan. 26: @Boston (ESPN) – …*faints*

Feb 13: @Chicago (TNT) – A rematch of the rematch!!

(Of course, if you’re in the demographic wanting to waste time, you could always click here.)